Justin Bieber Soap Opera w/ Salma Hayek Pinault, Ray Romano & Gary Oldman

>>Reggie: THE BOLD & THE LIRKAL WRITTEN BY JUSTIN BIEBER. STARRING.ù SALMA HAYEK PINAULT, RAY ROMANO, JAMES CORDEN AND GARY OLDMAN >>IF I WERE YOUR BOYFRIEND I’D NEVER LET YOU GO. I GOT MONEY IN MY HANDS I’D REALLY READY TO BLOW. SWAG…>>SWAG…>>SWAG ON YOU! CHILLIN’ BY THE FIRE WHILE WE EAT FONDUE.>>I WISH OUR HEARTS COULD COME […]

The Only Sex Tip You’ll Ever Need – Chris Thayer – Stand-Up Featuring

So I recently just moved here to Los Angeles from Arizona, and I moved because I didn’t like the way I felt in Arizona, and then I got here to Los Angeles, and I felt the same way. And then I was like “oh shit!” (laughs) It was me all along, so, that’s been refreshing. I do have […]

Clive Owen Credits His Desire To Become An Actor To David Bowie

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST IS AN ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM “CLOSER,” “CHILDREN OF MEN,” AND “THE KNICK.” HE NOW STARS IN THE NEW FILM “THE SONG OF NAMES.” PLEASE WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” CLIVE OWEN! ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE )>>Jon: OH, CLIVE! OH, CLIVE!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Stephen: WELCOME ABOARD.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: NICE TO […]

When Your Wife Asks You to Speak Spanish During Sex – Chris Garcia – Stand-Up Featuring

– Today a lady at Albertsons told me I looked like Peter Dinklage. Working with that all day. What am I supposed say to that, in what role? What are you supposed to say to that? I’m doing good though. My wife and I just celebrated our three year anniversary. (audience cheers) Thank you. We celebrated, we went […]

“Spaceballs” Is Better Than “Star Wars” – Mike Lawrence

This is how… this is how Jewish I am. My mom was a stand-up comedian. For many years, they used to call her the queen of one-liners, ’cause all it took was one line of coke, and she was blowing everybody… (audience groans and laughs) …away with her jokes. (laughter and groaning) It’s weird for my mom to […]

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