Drake Lyrics Soap Opera w/ Kaley Cuoco & Joel McHale

Drake Lyrics Soap Opera w/ Kaley Cuoco & Joel McHale


BY DRAKE, THIS IS “THE BOLD AND
THE LYRICAL”.>>Reggie: “THE BOLD AND THE
LYRICAL,” WRITTEN BY DRAKE. STARRING… KALEY CUOCO, JOEL
McHALE, AND JAMES CORDEN. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>James: LAST NAME “EVER,” FIRST NAME “GREATEST”… AND SHE, A PATIENT IN MY WAITING
ROOM. YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELL
PHONE. LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY
LOVE.>>James: I CAN’T DO SUIT AND
TIE. CAN’T BE IN A ROOM WITH YOU AND
STAND ON DIFFERENT SIDES. EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY,
YOU…>>I’M SO, I’M SO, I’M SO, I’M
SO, I’M SO PROUD OF YOU. STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM… NOW WE’RE HERE. (/COUGHS/)
>>James: BAD THINGS. IT’S A LOT OF BAD THINGS.>>YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, THAT’S
THE MOTTO–>>James: YOLO, I UNDERSTAND. YOU GOT A HUNNID BANDS, YOU GOT
A BABY BENZ, YOU GOT SOME BAD FRIENDS. HIGH SCHOOL PICS, YOU WAS EVEN
BAD THEN.>>SWEATPANTS, HAIR TIED,
CHILLIN’ WITH NO MAKE UP ON–>>James: THAT’S WHEN YOU’RE THE
PRETTIEST, I HOPE THAT YOU DON’T TAKE IT WRONG.>>SAY YOU’LL NEVER EVER LEAVE
FROM BESIDE ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>HI, HATERS! I’M BACK OFF FROM HIATUS! NO NEW FRIENDS.>>DON’T PULL UP AT 6:00 A.M. AND CUDDLE WITH ME.>>IT’S ABOUT US RIGHT NOW,
GIRL, WHERE YOU GOING?>>James: I KNOW SHORTY AND SHE
DOESN’T WANT NO SLOW SONG.>>YOU GOTTA BE NICE…>>FOR WHAT?>>I BEEN MOVING CALM, DON’T
START NO TROUBLE WITH ME.>>James: I’M JUST SAYING YOU
COULD DO BETTER. YOU’RE A GOOD GIRL AND YOU KNOW
IT.>>TRYNA KEEP IT PEACEFUL IS A
STRUGGLE FOR ME.>>James: GOTTA MAKE THAT ASS
JUMP.>>I’M A HARD HITTA.>>I’M A WIG SPLITTA.>>I’M A TALL FIGURE.>>James: GRIPS ON LEGS? FRONT WAYS, BACK WAYS? I NEED ONE DANCE.>>LOOK, I DON’T DANCE NOW. I MAKE MONEY MOVES. SAY, I DON’T GOTTA DANCE, I MAKE
MONEY MOVE–>>James: WHOA, WHOA, WH– GREAT
THAT’S NOT GREAT. CARDI B.>>OH, IT IS.>>IT IS A GOOD SONG.>>GREAT (BLEEP) SONG.>>MY BAD, MY BAD.>>
>>BABY, YOU MY EVERYTHING, YOU ALL I EVER WANTED. WE CAN DO IT REAL BIG, BIGGER
THAN YOU EVER DONE IT.>>HIGHER POWERS TAKING A HOLD
ON ME…>>James: I KNOW WHEN THAT
HOTLINE BLING. THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING.>>I PRAY, I PRAY. GOD’S PLAN.>>James: CONTROLLA! WE GO ZERO TO 100 REAL QUICK!>>I’M WAAAAY UP, I FEEL
BLESSED. WAY UP.>>JUST HOLD ON, WE’RE GOING
HOME.>>James: I’M UPSET!>>I WANT YOUR HOT LOVE AND
EMOTION. ENDLESSLY.>>James: I WANT YA, AND I NEED
YA, AND I’M DOWN FOR YOU ALWAYS.>>I CAN TELL THAT LOVE IS FAKE.>>James: I CAN’T TRUST A WORD
YOU SAY.>>WOES, WOES, WOES, WOES, WOES. I’M WAY TOO GOOD FOR YOU. YOU, YOU TAKE MY LOVE FOR
GRANTED. I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND IT.>>KIKI, DO YOU LOVE ME?>>James: NO! KIKI, DO YOU LOVE ME?>>KIKI, DO YOU LOVE ME? ARE we RIDING?>>KIKI, DO YOU LOVE ME?>>KIKI, DO YOU LOVE ME?>>I ONLY LOVE MY BED AND MY
MOMMA, I’M SORRY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>>BEST I EVER HAD…>>James: LADIES & GENTLEMEN
KALEY CUOCO AND JOEL McHALE! COME ON BACK EVERYBODY.

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